Well here is the translation…………..
Got to my house (Mickey Mouse) found my way u the stairs (apples & pears) put on my suit (whistle and flute) when the phone (dog & bone) rang. It was my wife (trouble and strife) telling me to fetch the kids (saucepan lids).
joannerambling 
never would have guessed this – thanks!
Who would
Dearest Jo-Anne,
Nearly impossible for guessing that…
Hugs,
Mariette
Bloody oath it is
😜