Ok all I have to offer this Saturday afternoon, is how to waste a dozen eggs…………..
You break a dozen eggs into a large bowl add some double cream and some sour cream and take a stick blender and proceed to beat eggs and then remember you forgot the Parmesan cheese so turn to get it from the fridge and leave stick blender in bowl.
Blender falls over tipping the whole thing over the bench and kitchen floor………………….
Yell to someone to get towels, proceed to clean up and send husband to the shops for another dozen eggs while you clean up the bench and the floor, included having to move the microwave to clean under and behind it where the egg has run to.
Throw all the towels in the washing machine and wash them